Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back!

Here's to 2012, the last year for planet Earth! Hahahahahahahahahaha... This is it, do it big or your goose is cooked on the 21st Dec 2012. Ask my friend Hazel, she knows what's about to go dizzzzzown!

Anyhoo, I hope you've been good boys and bad girls. And that we're all back to our sad lives. I spent my time in that land of rich White people and poor Black people... Cape Town! I had fun. Even though I am Black. Kwaaaaaaaaaaa! Oh, if you're Helen Zille and you're reading this...Fuck off, I don't want you reading my shit.

Anyway, here's what I was up to...

The road is llllllllllloooooong!

The view from Dunes in Houtbay. A great restaurant with horrible service.

No relation to The Grand in Rivonia!

A grand view...

BMF!

Where that tequila at?

Oh, here it is. Bottoms up!

Woooo woooo!

St. Yves. The friendly ghost was there.

But wait there's more...

Then the DJ dropped a beat...

Ok, I think you get the point. I was drunk and all over the place. So, consider this Part 1.

 Coming soon: Part Tweede!