Free?

So, I left my job ages ago - with the sole intention of ummm... not working. I have NEVER worked so hard in my life! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! And I get paid less than half my salary, by people who feel the need to negotiate me down. Was going to use the other expression, but it's racist.

Yup, this unemployment biznis is not working for me. Yes, a pun. Piss off! Anyway, I'll win the lottery next week and be a fucking gazillionaire. So, there. I have a plan and I stick to it.

Fuck 9-5!